...bowl of miso soup, sushi and green tea. Mmmm... delicious. I then notice a floating station in the sky so I park and...

 

run to the john to take a crap because of all the soup, sushi, and tea, but staring up at me from the toilet I see...

 

Wake up in bed with the midget whose head I ...

 

...recognize so I quickly...

 

... scream my bloody head off because I was hoping I wouldnt see that midget again. I try to go back to sleep because I was enjoying my flying stook dream...

 

...but I can't so I run to my '02 s2k and take off as fast as I can to the park to...

 

move to San Francisco, go to work for the city and have my sex-change operation covered by their insurance.

[Edited by lvs2k on 05-26-2001 at 02:14 AM]

 

Then I go and have lunch with the

 

Mayor of San Francisco, who had his/her? sexchange operation in Sweden over 20 years ago. The poor bastard/bitch? was so confused he/she? didn't know whether to yodel or sing bass. Just then, the mayor looked me in the eye and said, call me Man George. I used to be Boy George, but now all grown-up. Oh, my, God! The shock made me jump up, run to the Golden Gate Bridge and . . .

[Edited by lvs2k on 05-26-2001 at 08:07 AM]

 

piss in the...