... some condoms for my night with my mistress. I bought some Trojans and then left. While driving back home, I had to stop at some traintracks when all of the sudden...

 

...are you sure you were not already a woman who changed to a man?....

 

... i said WTF i am a guy let me prove it so i showed them my....

 

uhhh...

 

...drivers license, when they saw it they all gasped at the fact that i truly was....

 

.... AN ORAGAN DONER, i call dibbs on his kidneys said the docter, the woman in line behindme said i call his....

 

...Ti balls, in a hurried attemp to flee the melee i....

 

... SNAP MY FINGERS AND APPEAR IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT SCENARIO. I end up on the 50 yd. line of the Cowboys Vs. Buffalo Bills Superbowl 28! I traveled back in time! All of a sudden I get ran over by about 7 cowboys and...

 

...on my way back up just happend to be slapped on the but by the shemale who owned the s2k..

 

... I quickly snap my fingers again to get away from her... for good! I end up sitting in the middle of Time Square in a massive block of Ice... there is a big crowd of people around me and I am cold, grumpy, and tired. Everyone is waving and yelling and holding up dumb signs. Me, being the very creative man that I am, I decide to...