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Old Sep 13, 2002 | 09:14 AM
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colder than he!! and as his cruiser approached Uranus, realized he'd forgotten his winter clothes. "I curse the day I was born in Southern California," he complained. With that, he
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Old Sep 13, 2002 | 05:57 PM
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got out of his intergalactic cruiser since he finally made it to Uranus and he all of a sudden had a big urge to take a dump, since he has been bound up the past few days. As seeon as he sat down on the pot, Tons of came running out like water. made a big mess all over the place. When he was done cleaning up, he then proceded to..
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Old Sep 16, 2002 | 08:35 AM
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head towards the mysterious mist he saw just beyond the horizon. As he entered the mist,
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Old Sep 16, 2002 | 04:38 PM
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someone called in a loud grating voice, realised that it must be .......
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Old Sep 16, 2002 | 07:05 PM
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AnDy the -lover. Some who knew him knew...
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Old Sep 16, 2002 | 07:41 PM
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that there was more shagging going on than with welsh sheep, but that would be okay except that...
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Old Sep 16, 2002 | 07:53 PM
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the Welsh sheep were getting "frustrated" which meant they were liable to .......
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Old Sep 19, 2002 | 09:57 AM
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do some really unmentionable things to . He grabbed his and ran as fast as he could. Belatedly, he realized that he had left his -lined handcuffs back with the sheep. He stopped, riddled with indecision.
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Old Sep 19, 2002 | 04:07 PM
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Meanwhile, back at the Funny Farm, Peter (PB02 to his friends) had been whittling away at his ......
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Old Sep 21, 2002 | 10:39 AM
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, he got soo excited by this that he started to slam into the walls of his nicely padded cell. He hit one soo hard that he went unconcious for a while. When he woke up he found...
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