Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's window. The driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his nightstick.

"Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?"

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

The driver says, "I'm sorry officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick.

"Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"

The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."

"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.

"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that lousy cop would've tried that crap with me!'"

 

And hear I thought it was going to be the one about the Texas village who lost their idiot in a Bush somewhere...