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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 05:41 PM
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I swear its only a cold sore.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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The pool was cold. Haven't you heard of shrinkage?
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 05:56 PM
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Jane meet dick.
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Old Aug 30, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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There is a prize for you in the bottom of the bucket of
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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 08:42 AM
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I heard your butt was tighter.
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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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My buddy said you put out on the first date.
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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 09:15 AM
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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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Do you know a guy named Sanchez?
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Old Aug 31, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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