Things Not to Say on a Date
"When I saw you across the bar the other weekend, I thought you had horse-teeth...but you know?...after a few scotches....they really aren't that bad!"
"You remind me of my ex.... the cock-juggling thunder-slut."
"I forgot my wallet"
"You remind me of my ex.... the cock-juggling thunder-slut."
"I forgot my wallet"








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