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Old Aug 22, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Aug 22 2006, 09:47 AM
"But your sister lets me!"
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Old Aug 22, 2006 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Aug 22 2006, 03:04 PM
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 06:48 AM
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"When I saw you across the bar the other weekend, I thought you had horse-teeth...but you know?...after a few scotches....they really aren't that bad!"

"You remind me of my ex.... the cock-juggling thunder-slut."

"I forgot my wallet"
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 06:51 AM
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Your date- "What's that smell?"
You- "Oh, that one's allll me!"
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 06:55 AM
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"When do you graduate highschool again?"
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Aug 23 2006, 06:55 AM
"When do you graduate highschool again?"
FFS!!!!! Foul on the Play!!!
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Aug 23 2006, 10:55 AM
"When do you graduate highschool again?"
hey, she already graduated, FYI
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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"But I wanna drop you off at your mom's."
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Old Aug 27, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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"You should come out for taco tuesday."
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