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Old May 18, 2003 | 07:52 PM
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so many innuendos period.
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Old May 19, 2003 | 08:11 AM
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Damn...I saw a funny post one time about using the toilet to wash your cat...I need to find it.
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Old May 19, 2003 | 08:13 AM
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heh heh...found it.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lvs2k
[B]Dear Cat Owner:
Instructions For How To Wash The Cat:



1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
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Old May 19, 2003 | 10:48 AM
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LMAO


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Old May 19, 2003 | 10:58 AM
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Does that actually work? The theory seems sound
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Old May 19, 2003 | 11:05 AM
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My cats are much too smart for that. Any push even remotely towards the bathroom results in bloodshed. The ferret, however, seems to be content swimming around in the tub as long as it's not too deep.
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Old May 19, 2003 | 02:47 PM
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Originally posted by LESISMOR
Don't try to do it yourself

ya gotta learn the right way of shaving your pussy...........
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Old May 19, 2003 | 02:49 PM
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I had to innuendo it.....
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Old May 19, 2003 | 03:06 PM
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Michael!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 03:07 PM
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I told the guys they should have called me first and I would have helped. Having always had a pussy or 2 in my life I have first hand experience with this sort of thing
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