I just realized in my last post I said pussy 4 times!

 

when I was growing up I had 12 pussies......




and a mean dog (wasn't a bitch)!.......

 

I once spent the evening with a woman who practiced... uh,... well... lets ay she practiced the majority of this thread's content. Lets also mention that she might have slacked by a couple of days. The result? Imagine being intimate with a piece of 30-grit sandpaper.

 

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Luke, I stopped by my old townhouse last night, we have a few cats

 

To be honest....the cat I wanted to do it to is so fat I don't think he'd fit.....he's almost perfectly spherical

like...ORCA-fat...

 

Kinda like Garfield huh?

 

I had a cat named Garfield, he got killed by coyotes....

 

 

A lot like Garfield, only not orange...he's grey.

I once caught him after he ate the sugar frosting of the tops of THREE DOZEN cinnamon rolls, each about 4 inches around....through the shrink wrap......