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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 07:23 AM
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER
WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 07:25 AM
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Yeah right, they dont Golf in Arizona, it's too damn hot.
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 07:46 AM
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ArenG,Jul 20 2006, 08:25 AM
Yeah right, they dont Golf in Arizona, it's too damn hot.
Then what are they doing with all those golf courses?
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ArenG,Jul 20 2006, 11:25 AM
Yeah right, they dont Golf in Arizona, it's too damn hot.
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jul 20 2006, 04:52 PM
Then what are they doing with all those golf courses?
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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i'd love to play golf in arizona, but near the mountains more
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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Screw playing golf. . . I'll take my extra strokes. . .
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