It's okay, James. We still like you.

 

Today I learned that the Brits say "learnt" instead of "learned"

 

Today I learned that the Brits say "learnt" instead of "learned"

(actually, I learned it yesterday)

 

today i learned that i shouldn't say learnt

 

Today, I learned that ticketmaster sucks.

 

Monopolistic demons!

 

Have you ever tried using their phone order system?

"For NY Yankees tickets, press one. For all other events in the world, press nine."

*9*

"Hello, I'm kelly, a bullshit synthetic AI that will frustrate you like no woman ever has. Tell me the state the event you are looking for is in."

"Indiana"

"Indiana. Name the event."

"Fort Wayne Komets."

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"Fort Wayne Komets. Please say the date"

"December 16"

"I don't know what that means. Please say the date"

"December 16"

"I don't know what that means. Please wait while I retrieve a list of all availabe dates for this event."

*hangup*

 

 

Today I learnt that a customer will pay more for a service when they need it quickly and it means you have to work during the holidays to deliver it.

 

Today- I learnt nada.