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Old Jan 3, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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The salary and benefits are nice, but cuffing college girls is the real reason why I chose this line of work.
Old Jan 3, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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Be afraid for your daughters. Be very afraid.

Old Jan 4, 2006 | 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 3 2006, 09:34 AM
Today I learned my department it going to the local community college job fair this month and I'm going to be there handcuffing college girls.
I'm young enough to be in colelge
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 2 2006, 03:30 PM
Today I learned I'm not alone...
Today I learned I am catching up with yah.
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Essogirl,Jan 4 2006, 08:15 AM
I'm young enough to be in colelge
I am a Mil Cop as well,
Need to be handcuffed?
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 04:51 AM
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Essogirl,Jan 4 2006, 05:15 AM
I'm young enough to be in colelge
"Do you have any weapons, knives or needles; anything that can stick, poke or stab me?"

"Do you have any medical conditions or injuries I should know about?"

"Have you used any drugs or alcohol today?"

"Okay, go ahead and place your hands behind your back and interlace your fingers."
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 06:06 AM
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I did Bail enforcement for a period...
Handcuffs, guns, warrants and less rules to follow.
It was a good time.
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 06:09 AM
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Today I am supposed to learn if we got the killer rental house we applied for yesterday!
Old Jan 4, 2006 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 3 2006, 03:34 AM
Today I learned my department it going to the local community college job fair this month and I'm going to be there handcuffing college girls.
Niiiiiiiiiiiice!



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