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Old Dec 1, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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seriously... that's what i told my mom..

my uncle was just here for breakfast... and we were talking about something else to do with his son (my cousin Sami).. so i said: "you know what uncle? people are gonna talk shit no matter what you do. that's why i've decided to do what makes me happy and i don't care what people say." i gave him the message indirectly... can't be rude to my uncle... but got my message across
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Dec 1 2005, 03:55 AM
Today I learned I was selected to be a member of the my deparment's recruiting team. Anybody want a new career?
Can I shoot perps?
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 09:00 AM
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How 2 tie my shoes
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Dec 1 2005, 10:00 AM
How 2 tie my shoes
yay!! you are now officially ready for preschool
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Dec 1 2005, 10:24 AM
yay!! you are now officially ready for preschool
Not quite..........still wearin diapers
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Dec 1 2005, 12:43 PM
today i learned that my old fashioned uncle informed my dad that he would never let any of his daughters go out with a guy.. if he wants them he can come to the house and see them i know he said directly to make my dad feel like sh*t...

****in arabs...
I'd shoot him first.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 1 2005, 05:42 AM
Does said career involve 6 figure salaries?
No, not unless you are willing to work a lot of OT. But it can be done and has been done. One of my fellow officers will break 100k this year, but then again he pays $1,600 a month in child support payments. At my current pace, I should hit at least 75k but that's with 60 plus hours a week.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Dec 1 2005, 03:04 PM
...but then again he pays $1,600 a month in child support payments. ...
He must not have as many kids as I
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,Dec 1 2005, 11:10 AM
He must not have as many kids as I
He told me that $1,600 a month isn't unusual. I was rather shocked. $1,600 a month is a lot of ****ing money, in fact that's my target monthly payment for PITI when I buy my house.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 10:16 AM
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try $600/wk. Yep, that's not a typo. Approximately $200/week/child . And the real pisser is that I get taxed on that money, not the ex, and I don't get to claim the kids



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