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Dec 1, 2005 | 10:26 AM

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Dark_Sub_Rosa

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Today I learned I can't afford kids.

Dec 1, 2005 | 10:53 AM

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mikes2k

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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!

Dec 1, 2005 | 11:59 AM

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WestSideBilly

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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Dec 1 2005, 02:26 PM

Today I learned I can't afford kids.

That's the wrong lesson. You should have learned you can't afford having kids with a bitch who will divorce you 3 years later and get 17% of your post tax salary per kid.

Dec 1, 2005 | 12:12 PM

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Dark_Sub_Rosa

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Today I learned women are bitches more than 17% of the time.

Dec 1, 2005 | 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 1 2005, 04:59 PM

That's the wrong lesson. You should have learned you can't afford having kids with a bitch who will divorce you 3 years later and get 17% of your post tax salary per kid.

Actually, it's just over 10% per kid (32% gross salary total) pre-tax. At least the bitch doesn't spend it on drugs/alcohol/etc. and uses it wisely for the kids.

But that wasn't the lesson I learned today, anyway. Today, I learned I could sit through 2 hrs of a phone conference without anyone realizing how