The truck driver on the freeway gets stuck under a low bridge,

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Dec 5, 2002 | 05:35 AM

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C-Bass

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okay smart@sses:

if whale oil comes from whales...
and corn oil comes ffrom corn...
and mineral oil comes from minerals...
and cotton seed oil somes from cotton seed...
and olive oil comes from olives...
and cod liver oil comes from the liver of a cod...

where in the hell does baby oil come from?

Dec 5, 2002 | 06:51 AM

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PeaceLove&S2K

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I know this is a trick question...
It's baby that came from oil... right?

Dec 5, 2002 | 07:03 AM

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Ledfoot

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errr.......a baby running on a treadmill?....no...that wouldn't work.....dunno????

Dec 5, 2002 | 07:32 AM

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Dec 6, 2002 | 07:23 AM

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S2020

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Oh we have some really smart guys in here don't we !!!

Yes, I'm smart TJ, my mother said so

Dec 6, 2002 | 12:32 PM

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The Raptor

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Baby oil comes from a blend of waste perchloroethylene and methyl tertiary butyl ether that is improperly mixed such that it fails to qualify as toxic waste that can be fuel blended with bunker fuel for refueling ocean going ships (so that we can turn our solid waste problems into air quality problems that we can now conveniently dispose of above international waters).

Dec 6, 2002 | 12:33 PM

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The Raptor

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Never mind. I don't know what got me started on that. I've been breathing too many toxic fumes today.

Jun 7, 2006 | 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 4 2002, 09:55 AM

backing up traffic for miles. A cop arrives and says "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver replies "No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas."