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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 07:55 AM
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Default The truck driver on the freeway gets stuck under a low bridge,
backing up traffic for miles. A cop arrives and says "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver replies "No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas."
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 10:35 AM
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Yes, but do you know how they managed to remove the truck from its' captive state under the bridge?
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 11:17 AM
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Hellfire missiles fired from a Predator drone.
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 11:19 AM
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close,


let the air out of the tires on the semi. then drive it out.











I'm smart
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 11:20 AM
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My mom even said so!
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 11:23 AM
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Too easy. My way is more spectacular and would look great on the news.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, it was a loaded gasoline tanker.
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 12:26 PM
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You guys both get a sign.

And Zoe,
is for your mom

Hehehe, im funny.



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Zoe, don't always listen to your mother.
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Zoe- So where do babies come from then? Smartguy! :All in a cocky voice:

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