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Old May 13, 2003 | 05:51 PM
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Well, it supposed to be true .....

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

Scientists at Rolls-Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.



You're going to love this......





Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:



"Defrost the chicken."


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Old May 13, 2003 | 05:54 PM
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I've heard this before If you want to know it's status check www.snopes.com


by the by, where the hell are the high speed trains in the states?????
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Old May 13, 2003 | 05:56 PM
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good stuff asshole
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:22 PM
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Thanks Yankee
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by wicky


by the by, where the hell are the high speed trains in the states?????
Go Amtrak





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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:28 PM
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Amtrak is NOT fast. I can attest to this. Pretty scenery tho
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:29 PM
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So can I !!!!!


Bloody two days from Flagstaff to Chicago..... WTF
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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of course their technologies are only 100 years old...
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:41 PM
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The Japanese could probably teach them a thing or two about high speed rail travel !!!!

Whereas the British rail system has virtually self destructed now
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Old May 13, 2003 | 07:46 PM
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Great story!! NEw one to me.
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