Two blondes are in heaven:

One blond says to another, "how did you die"?
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.
But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of
drift off, as if you're sleeping."
"How about you, how did you die?" asked the second blonde.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home
unexpectedly.
I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching
TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the
second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as
fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart
attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity ... if you had only looked
in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.

 

LOL

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SR71BB
[B]Two guys board a plane bound for Pittsburgh, both with black eyes.

 

Ha ha

 

ha ha! ! ! more more!!

 

I can never remember jokes

 

damn this was a good one

 

Wow Cloudnine, those flies sure are.....