A blonde lady motorist on I-8 was two hours from San
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees
in the back who have to be delivered to the San Diego
Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
the monkeys on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your
trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the
heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!
There was the blonde, walking down the street and
holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road
and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you
doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to
take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know, and I did take them to the zoo," said
the blonde, "but we had money left over---so we went
to the movies

 

Bump

 

 

 

heh heh...