>Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
in-laws, and
>while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several
>people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with
>her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

>One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and
>walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she
>looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that
>she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her brains in
>for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
>because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from
>her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a
wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister
had exploded
>from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad
>of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back
to find out
>what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She had
>initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold
her brains in
>for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
>And, yes, Linda is a blonde!


DaRKCrow
" "

 

DC:

I've seen this posted before, but I don't recall if it were here or somewhere else. And I don't recall if the poster classified it as an urban legend, or a responder did, or nobody did.

In short, I've forgotten more than I remember.

Sounds like I need to go for a drive.

 

Indeed....everyone needs a good day out driving.!


DaRKCrow
"I am stressed from work today!"

 

I found this...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bldo...tm?terms=brains

 

Oh DC--You crack me up! I needed that!! I've heard it before but still made me rotflmao! hee heee heeee heeeeee!!

~M~
"...someone needs a massage..."

 

*takes off his cloth and jump on the bed with a towl on*


DaRKCrow
"

 

**I'll massage the towel off of you....I mean I'll massage the stress from work--out of you!**

~M~

 

Knowing it's a urban legend ruins the story.

 

Here's another urban legend:

After a brush fire was put out in the Angeles National Forest, a dead scuba diver, in full gear, was found amid the charred remains. Apparently, a Super Scooper water drop aircraft scooped him out of the Pacific Ocean, along with a load of water, and dropped him on the fire.

 

was it Scuba Steve