Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side. The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want me to hang these blinds?"

 

 

 

I know Sister Thomas is looking for me so she can hit me with her ruler.

 

Yeah, that used to really hurt.

 

Glad to see that in the intervening years while I have not been visiting this forum, Raptor's jokes have remained as poor as they always were!!

 

THE MUMMY SPEAKS! Update, please, James.

 

 

Not a lot to report really - there have been a lot of sheep under the bridge, so to speak!

And I sold my S2000 - I went for a Nissan GTR instead