Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the covenant which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conversing about this for awhile the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, take off their habits and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man" calls a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug figuring no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door and a man enters.
"Nice boobs" says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"

 

 

An oldie, but still funny.

 

 

 

Is that the opening line for your autobiography George .....

 

 

A man walk's into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem"? asks the doctor. "I have five penises" replies the man."Blimey"! says the doctor,"how do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove".

 

A guy walks into a physchiatrists office wearing only glad wrap shorts. "Well I can clearly see your nuts" the dr. replies.

 

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"