The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two guys are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting my girls on them. They won't know the difference." The two old men go up the stairs and take care of business. As they are walking home, one says "You know, I think my girl was dead." "Dead," replies his friend, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound the entire time." The other guy says "I think mine was a witch." "A witch, what makes you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her neck, and I gave her a little bite. Then she farted and flew out the window."

 

 

 

Bump for Mom.

 

Funny as shit Raptor...

 

 

R B WHAT IS MOM GONNA DO WITH YOU!!!!!

Tooooo funny!!!