.....walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

 

 

 

 

That's not true. I have yet to be able to swim or ride a bike when I'm using a tampon... In fact, I can hardly walk with the damn thing in there!

 

They do stop you filling with water when you are swimming though .....

 

True, but I keep getting the cardboard applicator tube stuck in my ass.

 

Um dare I ask in where?

 

 

get the ones without the applicator ... I find then easier to use ...