A UFO crash landed in the desert, just outside Palm Springs, right next to a gas station. Two little green men, each with six eyes dangling from tubes attached to their heads, climbed out, dazed. One walked up to a gas pump and said "Take me to your leader." The other one said "I don't know, this doesn't look good." The first one said "Oh yeah, watch this.' He pulled out his ray gun and zapped the gas pump: "Bzzzzzttttt." "KABOOM!" The entire station expolded in a massive fireball. The concussion knocked both of them back 200 yards on the desert floor. Laying on their backs, the second little green man looked at the first one and said "I told you it didn't look good. Never screw with someone who can wrap his pecker around his head and stick it in his ear."

 

good one George!

 

LMAO!!!

Nice one George!

 

 

This is actually a very old joke.

 

Cute one!!!