Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Davie, looking worried, said "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

 

 

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I have to talk to my dad about who he s with jokes. . .