Bob, individual of 38 years experience of marriage, took a look at his wife one day and said "Honey, 38 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, a plasma screen TV, but I am sleeping with a woman that is over a half century old!. It seems to me by deductive logic that you are not holding up your side of things." Sandy, his wife, being a very reasonable woman, responded that he could go out and find a hot 20 year old blond to sleep with, and that she would make sure that Bob would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and white TV to watch.

 

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