She just sent me this PM: "I want you all to stop picking on my DaRKCrow, right now. Especially you Raptor, you good for nothing creep. He's firmly under my guidance. I've gotten him to stop drinking. It's such a stupid, filthy, unhealthy habit. I've also gotten him to eat slower, not eat with food in his mouth, and not belch. I'm also working on his manners, appearance, dress, picking up after himself, doing the dishes, and swearing. Next, I'm going to straighten out his driving. DaRKCrow is really a fine young gentleman who somehow was led astray, probably by this stupid board and its moronic members. It's true, I have to tie him up once in a while, but, believe me, it's for his own good. It hurts me more than it does him -- oh, never mind on that one.

 

*shriek*

We need to get DaRKCrow back! This is worse that I thought!

*mrkim gets the S2K Counterstrike ALPHA team ready*

*straps his H&K MP5 A4*

 

G0g0g0g0g0g0g0g0g0g00g0g0g0!!!!

BRAVO circle around back and cover ALPHA!

Entry team! GOGOGOGO!

 

actually if jim eats any slower it would be like watching a cow grazing. he eats hella slow.

 

LOL very descriptive there, thanks





:wondering just how slow someone can eat:

 

Did she get him to shower more than once a week too

 

FOOK U ALL!!!



DaRKCrow

 

*shriek*

*gasp*

*mrkim is speechless at DaRKCrow's vulgar language*

 

Guess she didn't manage to stop him swearing then

 

Dooood... he's getting tied up?!!?!?! I don't think he needs saving!