well, I had my first Orgy....
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well, I had my first Orgy....
So 2 nights ago at around 10pm one of my friends- named Eli- tells me to come with him to north hollywood to see an "easy " chick.
We go to her house and she tells us that her parents are home so we cant chill there; my buddy implies that we go to a coffee shop and "chat."
After 15 minutes of looking for a starbucks. We find one and we sit inside.
I offer the girl - whose name was Nicole- something to drink but she refused.
So we sit in the starbucks and my buddy Eli asks nicole if she wants to head over to one of our friends house- named Oliver.
We all agree and head over to Olivers house. When we arrive at his pad, I see his roommate is sitting in the living room and I thought to myself that this night is going to suck. We head over to Olivers room and there is some chick who looks like a comeplete slut smoking a bong. We all sit in the room while Oliver and his friend are getting high (BTW, this guy is a complete pothead and has become mentally unstable after trying many drugs for years) and I was about to leave.
Eli offers Nicole a beer and she accepts. Earlier in the night Eli had mentioned that nicole doesnt like to drink b/c she becomes rowdy.
Olivers friend who was comepletely stoned asks me to come with her to the living room and talk to her while she waits for her ride. I sit there with her watching TV , trying to spark a convo and after 10 minutes she tells me she is really stoned and doesnt want to talk. One minute before she leaves, she asks me "what do you think they are doing in there?" (reffering to Eli, liver and nicole in the room). I reply by saying I have no idea.
As soon as the girl leaves (whose name I forgot) I knock on Olivers door and get no response. Knock again and nothing. I knock one last time and they tell me to come inside. As I open the door I stand in comeplete shock. My friend Eli is banging Nicole from the rear- his back faced towards me- while Nicole is blowing Oliver. I start to walk out (b/c I am a complete "gentelman") and Eli tells me to stay. I take a seat and try not to stare and they all tell me to join (everybody is straight btw). There really wasnt room for me to join so I take off half my clothes and wait for one of them to leave. Olivers tells me to leave and he would call me back in 5 minutes.
After 15 minutes Oliver calls me in and I take off my clothes and try to join the team excercise. Nicole starts giving me a handjob and I ask her if she wants to blow me. She starts to blow me and My friend Eli who was still banging her from the rear looks at me and says "Happy Birthday bro"- b/c I had a birthday party the night before. I then secretly ask Eli if he was going to bang her in the ass since he had a bottle of lube in his hand. He nods and attempts to but gets denied b/c Nicole was in pain from the banging she recieved by Oliver in the same orifice .So I then stop and stand on the side (I really didnt feel comfortable having sex around other people, even though they were my friends) waiting for my friend to finish and I then go in for the kill. After 5 minutes I ask Nicole to give me oral while I stand and it was all fun. Until I found out the idiot Oliver had called up one of his friends by the name of Moe to join the party. So I tell Nicole "hey look, another friend". She stops blowing me and looks to the side to see who was there. As a result, she tells Eli she needs to go home and I was completely bummed by this fact. Meanwhile, the faget Moe starts playing with Nicoles vagina as if he is going to get laid- but he didnt realize he was the fifth wheel.
So we all get clothed and head out and the night was over.
Why am I writing this? I am writing this to tell you guys that orgies are not that fun unless its with 1 guy and 2 or more women. It is really uncomfortable to get a hard on in front of other guys and my friend Eli had the same issue.
Dont belive me? talk to some people who have been in the same situation. I asked some who have, and they said they had the same issue. I only did it for the hell of it, for bragging rights. that is all.
CLIFF NOTES: I had a orgy, it wasnt fun, wont do it again. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!!
We go to her house and she tells us that her parents are home so we cant chill there; my buddy implies that we go to a coffee shop and "chat."
After 15 minutes of looking for a starbucks. We find one and we sit inside.
I offer the girl - whose name was Nicole- something to drink but she refused.
So we sit in the starbucks and my buddy Eli asks nicole if she wants to head over to one of our friends house- named Oliver.
We all agree and head over to Olivers house. When we arrive at his pad, I see his roommate is sitting in the living room and I thought to myself that this night is going to suck. We head over to Olivers room and there is some chick who looks like a comeplete slut smoking a bong. We all sit in the room while Oliver and his friend are getting high (BTW, this guy is a complete pothead and has become mentally unstable after trying many drugs for years) and I was about to leave.
Eli offers Nicole a beer and she accepts. Earlier in the night Eli had mentioned that nicole doesnt like to drink b/c she becomes rowdy.
Olivers friend who was comepletely stoned asks me to come with her to the living room and talk to her while she waits for her ride. I sit there with her watching TV , trying to spark a convo and after 10 minutes she tells me she is really stoned and doesnt want to talk. One minute before she leaves, she asks me "what do you think they are doing in there?" (reffering to Eli, liver and nicole in the room). I reply by saying I have no idea.
As soon as the girl leaves (whose name I forgot) I knock on Olivers door and get no response. Knock again and nothing. I knock one last time and they tell me to come inside. As I open the door I stand in comeplete shock. My friend Eli is banging Nicole from the rear- his back faced towards me- while Nicole is blowing Oliver. I start to walk out (b/c I am a complete "gentelman") and Eli tells me to stay. I take a seat and try not to stare and they all tell me to join (everybody is straight btw). There really wasnt room for me to join so I take off half my clothes and wait for one of them to leave. Olivers tells me to leave and he would call me back in 5 minutes.
After 15 minutes Oliver calls me in and I take off my clothes and try to join the team excercise. Nicole starts giving me a handjob and I ask her if she wants to blow me. She starts to blow me and My friend Eli who was still banging her from the rear looks at me and says "Happy Birthday bro"- b/c I had a birthday party the night before. I then secretly ask Eli if he was going to bang her in the ass since he had a bottle of lube in his hand. He nods and attempts to but gets denied b/c Nicole was in pain from the banging she recieved by Oliver in the same orifice .So I then stop and stand on the side (I really didnt feel comfortable having sex around other people, even though they were my friends) waiting for my friend to finish and I then go in for the kill. After 5 minutes I ask Nicole to give me oral while I stand and it was all fun. Until I found out the idiot Oliver had called up one of his friends by the name of Moe to join the party. So I tell Nicole "hey look, another friend". She stops blowing me and looks to the side to see who was there. As a result, she tells Eli she needs to go home and I was completely bummed by this fact. Meanwhile, the faget Moe starts playing with Nicoles vagina as if he is going to get laid- but he didnt realize he was the fifth wheel.
So we all get clothed and head out and the night was over.
Why am I writing this? I am writing this to tell you guys that orgies are not that fun unless its with 1 guy and 2 or more women. It is really uncomfortable to get a hard on in front of other guys and my friend Eli had the same issue.
Dont belive me? talk to some people who have been in the same situation. I asked some who have, and they said they had the same issue. I only did it for the hell of it, for bragging rights. that is all.
CLIFF NOTES: I had a orgy, it wasnt fun, wont do it again. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!!
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From: La Crescenta, CA
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