Is a god-damn Ledfoot rant.

 

 

 

Ok then, let's hear one!

 

 

*sigh*

Honestly I'm trying to figure out what to write about. It's not for a lack of topics so much as the sensitivity of the subjects.

That being said I am also more then welcoming of suggestions put in my box....


....wait....that didn't sound right at all....

 

"There is something weird about knowing the guy who buys your car though...You'd think it'd be cool...You knew it had a good home...but on some subliminal level it's always seemed to me that such a thing would feel as though you were best friends with the guy banging your little sister"

Unkie Trunkie bought my 2006 S2000 and I'm pretty certain he doesn't know either of my little sisters.

 

I'll give you an example that involves our good buddy Brant.

The year before i went to Port-au-Prince for work i bought a 2010 Honda Fit that my wife (girlfriend at the time) named Monty. I loved that frickin' car. It managed to do everything well and still not be entirely boring.

For one year I drove around, before leaving it at my house and the spare key in Mr. Shalik-.....Shalikuh.... I left the spare key with Brant.

Now, one of the things that is great about the Fit is how much random stuff you can cram into it. I put an entire table inside Monty with no issue, plus a passenger...$800 worth of industrial shelving....etc etc....

Now I'm in Haiti and Brantley had access to my car. I believe at one point he stuffed an entire Christmas tree into Monty... I know this because pine needles are a pain to get out of a car I believe Monty was also used later to haul cinder blocks

Now that I am finally coming home for good....I saw Monty....and thought about alllll of the people who stuffed their junk into him over 18,000 miles, of which maybe 5000 we mine.

So this October I traded him in for a 2015 Fit... no history of previous baggage

Plus the added bonus of having a proper 6-speed

The lesson here? Sometimes it just feels better to have a partner with less "baggage history".... and you want to control what's stuffed in your trunk

 

^ he's alive........

 

I'm sure you Leddy has a rant that would personify (in every sense of the term) sewage, as I have to believe that sewage has a will of its own down there.