Where's the rake?
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Where's the rake?
this one from my mom 
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The
man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, to
look out the window and says "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him
and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to
his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?"
The man repeats his gestures,...points to his eye, then points to his
knee ....and finally makes a raking motion. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife finally understands and signals back. She first points to
her eye.... next she points to her left breast.....then she points to
her butt.... and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close to
understanding that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' hell
was that?"
She replies, EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The
man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, to
look out the window and says "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him
and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to
his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?"
The man repeats his gestures,...points to his eye, then points to his
knee ....and finally makes a raking motion. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife finally understands and signals back. She first points to
her eye.... next she points to her left breast.....then she points to
her butt.... and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close to
understanding that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' hell
was that?"
She replies, EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH
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That's like the surveyor joke. Every survey team has a rod man and a scope man. This survey team was out in the field and the rod man was way, way off, out of earshot of the scope man, who was a woman. She signaled for hism to drive a stake where he was standing for visual reference. He reached around to his utility belt, but had no hammer. He signaled "I need a hammer" by pointing to his eye, his knee, and made a hammering motion with his fist. She just looked at him. He repeated his signal. She signaled back by pointing to her eye, then patting her left breast and her crotch. He repeats his signal. She repeats her signal. He says "To hell with it," and stomps all the way back to where she was standing behind her scope. He said: "What's the matter with you, we're a survey team, we're supposed to be able to communicate with signals. Didn't you understand me, I was signaling "I need a hammer." She replied "I understood you perfectly and, in response I signaled 'I left tit in the box'"
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