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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 02:07 PM
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he said, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" Somberly, the man says, "Well, the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend, or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her funeral."
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 03:16 PM
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lol ohh man thats messed up. but funnt still
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 03:32 PM
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I call BS, a buddy would have come to the game with him.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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Haha yeah or a neighbor. It depends on how well they knew your wife. If I knew you, but not your wife at all then I wouldn't want to go to her funeral.
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 07:23 PM
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the husband needs the moral support more then a dead wife.

I"M GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:46 PM
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Where was the joke?



















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