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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:25 AM
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And what are you doing in my computer?


Anyway, just popping in to say that life is good. Busy but good. I'm still employed, still driving the S (just did the 60K valve tune-up) and still flinging my nads at noses everywhere.

That being said, here's my thought for the day on how to improve our world:

Hey Mr/Mrs cashier at your local grocery/retail shopping establishment, how about just for once putting more than one item into each plastic shopping bag, hmmmm?

Please?

I know I'm talented, but carrying 26 items in 26 seperate bags is not listed on my resume as one of my many broad job qualifications. And don't fucking scoff at me because I chose to go behind you and put the spray paint in with the milk. I'm not afraid of the milk absorbing anything toxic from the paint can in the same bag during the 10 minute drive home. I promise not to sue Wal Mart if a I get home, see black heat-resistant BBQ spray paint all over the milk jug, drink it anyway then get violently ill. Seriously.


ANyway, NAds across many noses and yadda yadda yadda...


PS...
Is Raptor still farting?
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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I dunno.

and. . .
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:29 AM
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All this sexy talk is makin me hawt!
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BearNVa,May 26 2009, 10:29 AM
All this sexy talk is makin hawt!
Makin' hawt?

Macon hot?

Me-khang hot?

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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:31 AM
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Macon?

Bacon?


fap

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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 26 2009, 02:30 PM
Makin' hawt?

Macon hot?

Me-khang hot?

I'm at work trying to do things fast, my brain works faster than my hands!

My 1st post will be corrected...
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BearNVa,May 26 2009, 10:32 AM
I'm at work trying to do things fast, my brain works faster than my hands!

My 1st post will be corrected...
Dude, no editing in The Corner.
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:36 AM
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:48 AM
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Did someone say bacon?
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Old May 26, 2009 | 10:51 AM
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No.
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