Whoa, James, Chazmo, let's back up here just a minute.
Peter,
There are "tour rules" unfortunately (or fortunately
) which say "what goes on tour stays on tour".......
This means tour stories are only ever allowed to be told between tour participants ........
This is done to protect the innocent (and the not so innocent
!!) on return to the family
There are "tour rules" unfortunately (or fortunately
) which say "what goes on tour stays on tour".......This means tour stories are only ever allowed to be told between tour participants ........
This is done to protect the innocent (and the not so innocent
!!) on return to the family
So what your trying to say here James is that the alchahol consumtion will be so high that you,
1. Will no doubt get into mischief.
2. At the end of the night won't have any brain cells left to remember what happened.
3. You and the lads are actually only going to play a round of mini putt and then it's straight to bed early.

Seriously have a great night with plenty off
1. Will no doubt get into mischief.
2. At the end of the night won't have any brain cells left to remember what happened.
3. You and the lads are actually only going to play a round of mini putt and then it's straight to bed early.

Seriously have a great night with plenty off
Well since we are not on tour yet I can answer.....
1. We will CERTAINLY be getting into a lot of mischief!!! (there is a thread somewhere detailing my brush with the law on a previous stag do!!)
2. At the end of the night we will most certainly be having trouble piecing together the evening
3. We are playing rugby on saturday (a very friendly beer game
) and nothing more strenuous than that

I am sure that I will be able to give some snipets as long as I change the names
1. We will CERTAINLY be getting into a lot of mischief!!! (there is a thread somewhere detailing my brush with the law on a previous stag do!!)
2. At the end of the night we will most certainly be having trouble piecing together the evening

3. We are playing rugby on saturday (a very friendly beer game
) and nothing more strenuous than that

I am sure that I will be able to give some snipets as long as I change the names
Will this be a sober rugby game or was that a silly question?
I've heard some great drunk sport stories before, especially drunk golf, lets just say it took a while to fish the 3 iron out of the lake.
I've heard some great drunk sport stories before, especially drunk golf, lets just say it took a while to fish the 3 iron out of the lake.
One of the rules is that there are no non-alcoholic beverages allowed on the pitch !!!! 
I will then leave you to decide the likely quality of the game......
We played golf in Shenzhen in China one time. We had a "beer caddie" who turned up at every other hole with cold beer for each of us..... we were asked to leave the course at the 18th hole (the green was on an island) as one of our group was fished out of the lake in just his boxer shorts and gold shoes, carrying his putter!!!!


I will then leave you to decide the likely quality of the game......
We played golf in Shenzhen in China one time. We had a "beer caddie" who turned up at every other hole with cold beer for each of us..... we were asked to leave the course at the 18th hole (the green was on an island) as one of our group was fished out of the lake in just his boxer shorts and gold shoes, carrying his putter!!!!

Chazmo-
No hard feelings, all is well, buddy.
James-
Have fun in Sapporo. I remember when they had the Winter Olympics there.. I kept hearing from the 70 and 90 meter ski jumps "It's Yukio Kasaya, again!"
And Luke-
Man, you make me feel old (although I'm really not). Planning your parents 25th anniversary party. Man, Mrs. Raptor and I are celebrating our 30th on 8/19.
No hard feelings, all is well, buddy.
James-
Have fun in Sapporo. I remember when they had the Winter Olympics there.. I kept hearing from the 70 and 90 meter ski jumps "It's Yukio Kasaya, again!"
And Luke-
Man, you make me feel old (although I'm really not). Planning your parents 25th anniversary party. Man, Mrs. Raptor and I are celebrating our 30th on 8/19.








