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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:38 PM
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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