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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:44 PM
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:44 PM
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:39 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
b/c the bottle is not porous. glue has a harder time sticking to non-porous substances
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 6 2005, 09:43 PM
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
both
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:45 PM
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?



(this could be politically sensitive to those who believe in the lunar landings conspiracy theories )
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here's a good one. If nothing sticks to teflon, how does the teflon sticks to the pan...
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:45 PM
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every couple hours?
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:46 PM
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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If nothing sticks to teflon, how does the teflon sticks to the pan...
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Old Apr 6, 2005 | 09:46 PM
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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