"To Evil!"

: raise keg :

 

C'mon whores! toast to alcohol and it's sacred weekly consumption (read: "abuse") Put down your work and drink yourselves Merry! except for Skuzzy, who will have to participate while hiding in a closet with only a Maglite to see the mouth of his Bud bottle from. Sorry dude! Get a fake!

 

heh heh heh...

 

and Skuzz...make sure you're under a blanket to keep the light from the Maglite from seeping out the bottom of the door....

just kiddin dude...we can sneak you in someplace I'm sure

 

I had my fake when I was 19....I probably looked 16.

 

Amen! To the weekly abuse! I think a few Cosmopolitans will fit the bill tonight - yea!!!!

And Skuzzy, make sure you take the empty bottles with you, and straighten up the closet when you're done!

(Always a mom, huh ... )

 

, Red

 

With 687 posts... most of which express a desire for this thread to die... it's a wonder it's still around.

 

The thread feeds on these posts... They make it stronger... and stronger... and stronger...

 

It.... is.... ALIVE!

(well, so are viruses, sort of)