Why can't people just let some threads die!
It appears that over the weekend, this thread has mutated from being a single-celled organism, To becoming a more complex life form.
Recent studies have concluded that the only thing that increases thread longevity more than actual posts, is the desire for said thread to wither and die:
Therefore, thread longevity is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL to # of posts, while INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL to desired thread demise.
THread Longevity= # of posts X desire for thread demise
Recent studies have concluded that the only thing that increases thread longevity more than actual posts, is the desire for said thread to wither and die:
Therefore, thread longevity is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL to # of posts, while INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL to desired thread demise.
THread Longevity= # of posts X desire for thread demise







