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"Why do men save every Playboy for years on end?"

Old May 22, 2003 | 08:07 AM
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My husband stores each issue in plastic but has never gone back to 'reference' anything. He can't explain his need to keep them. Can you?

ANSWER: "Your husband is planning ahead. Someday civilization will collapse. Cities will burn. Roaming packs of angry deliquents will pound on your boarded-up doors. As they break through, your husband will hold up a pristine copy of Playboy and say "Look here, boys." Friendships will form amid the chaos, leading to a new and better society. By the way, why do you keep all those shoes?"
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Old May 22, 2003 | 08:16 AM
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I think this one was in one of the last issues. I remember reading it.
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Old May 22, 2003 | 08:17 AM
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I will save that for reference next time a girl asks about the growing piles of playboy and maxim.
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