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Why does my tinkle smell funny after I eat asparagus?

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Old 10-23-2002, 07:25 AM
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Insecticide.
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really?

that is a little disturbing...
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It is infected, chop it off NOW !!!
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Or hire lorena Bobbitt to do it.
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Or Lukes fish
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Zoechops, the real answer is that asparagus is a weird and wonderful veggie that turns tinkle green and makes it smell so pleasantly floral it's actually the acid content of the plant drink white vinegar straight (I have on a dare, one fries sized package) and your tinkle just REEKS.
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