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Old 02-20-2007, 01:42 PM
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The end.



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he he he!!!! men can be so shallow.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 20 2007, 05:42 PM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
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I saw the liquor store and golf course part... that'd satisfy my needs.
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Originally Posted by Ratgirl,Feb 20 2007, 06:01 PM
he he he!!!! men can be so much easier to understand than women.
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there should be a 2nd verse for the women's poem.

which goes.

"Oh F it. I'll take the pool boy."
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Or the verse for my ex's - "Oh, nevermind, I'll just do someone from the bar tonight"
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Originally Posted by Ratgirl,Feb 20 2007, 07:01 PM
he he he!!!! men can be so shallow.
Thank goodness!
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