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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 10:01 AM
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A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good, but there were still two more floors.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight."

The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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This isn't really just for women.
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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old but good still
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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Yes dear..
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 23 2007, 02:06 PM
Yes dear..
SAY IT AGAIN!!!
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Jan 23 2007, 02:01 PM
old but good still
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 09:08 PM
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word!
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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now what if they didnt want men though
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Old Jan 23, 2007 | 09:13 PM
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maybe that was what they were holding out for on floor 5
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