Carcinoma- noun. a carcass that is watching a movie


My friend's dad's carcinoma was caught in the movie theatre.

Shattuck

 

james - wtf is a berk?!?!?

Shattuck: a brown stain on a shirt that resembles underwear skid marks.

Dude, you might wanna change your shirt, you've got a shattuck on your back.

Chantilly

 

Chantilly- verb. when your willy starts chanting for some love.

Your willy is chantillying!

 

Umm Lets see..



Ugh I cant figure it out. Oh well



Parker

 

Jeez, you yanks don't know anything do you !!!!

A berk is another word for an idiot ..... and you must know what one of them is, you have enough of them over there !!!!

 

Parker - a bogey (a booger / snot / that stuff that you have in your nose) that won't move however much you blow your nose ....

Josh was really embarrased as the parker was starting to protrude from his nostril but he still couldn't get rid of it without licking it ...... yet sitting at the top table at the Golden Globe awards with 300 cameras on him didn't seem to be the time to start picking his nose ......

Ashtead

 

we call them Bushes around here

Ashtead - The feeling you have when you have part of a tune stuck in your head but not enough to hum even two bars.

I was sitting in traffic, and if that wasn't bad enough I was ashtead over a song I heard drunk last night

orleans

 

orleans- noun. Oars made of lean meat

My friends and I rowed the boat with some orleans. Once we got to our destination we ate them.

 

Milpitas

 

James- OUCH!


milpitas- MIL'-pit-aahhs" :conjugated-conjugation: The act of inserting one own foot, or that of another, directly past the sphincter and into the colon of the nearest wise-cracking Englishman.ex= Folks in the Corner routinely enjoyed engaging in a festive Milpitas, with the cooperation of James, of course.














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