Yorkshire: The unique, somewhat melodious, gurgling, squishy sound a guacamole enema makes as it forces its way up the anus of a particularly constipated individual and begins its roto-rooting work.

Ah, listen to that yorkshire. Relief is on the way.

Hemorrhoid.

 

hemorrhoid- HEM'-er-Oyyd" : passive/aggressive noun : An ethnic Keltic dish served on special occasions. Commonly, it is a combination of ham, cheese, celery, salmon, flour and lemon stuffed into the skin of a goats esophagus then broiled for a lenghty amount of time.ex=Drinking, dancing, and games were just a prelude to the devouring of the hemorrhoid.





Allegheny

 

(It has to be a place name)

Arizona

 

(Allegheny is a place)

Arizona-AIR'-a-Zone"-a : proverb : The area directly beyond the sphinter which is immediately impacted by the effects of an intestinal gas expulsion. ex=Waking abruptly from his nap, John found himself in Zoe's arizona.



Allegheny

 

allegheny - the tingly feeling that runs down your spine when something strikes your fancy.

Did you see the video of the enzo?!?!?! gave me an allegheny!

arlington

 

Allegheny : the abnormal ability to assert without proof or before proving <the newspaper flexed their allegheny by commenting upon the mayor's guilt>

 

Arlington: A young woman who loiters around race tracks with the intent of exchanging oral sex for rides. <Where are all the arlingtons on this stupid web site hanging out?>

Arkansas

 

Arlington- R'-Ling"-tun : conjugated participle : The small but noticible collection of dried mucus that attaches itself to ones lower-inner nostril.ex= It wasn't until Timothy saw himself in the mirror, that he realized that the young lady whom he thought was staring at him out of interest, was actually fixated on his Arlington.








Pascagoula

 

Arkansas- R'-kin-Saw" : dangling participle : The area of bathroom floor that attracts the greatest amount of urine splatter, deflected vomit and pubic hair, but continually repels cleaning attempts by mops, rags and other cleaning agents. ex= In her sick state, Gina found herself on the bathroom floor, again, unable to look away from the Arkansas as she helplessly vomitted.




Pascagoula

 

ROFLMAO