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- Every other car has rims on them... Talk about originality.
- White people are rarely seen in this town but everyone else claims to be "minorities."
- Waving
to other S2K owners means you're a queer... 
- Wearing any all color schemed outfit, such as green or even pink, makes people believe you're in a gang.
- A street's name has turned into a high school gang.
- White people are rarely seen in this town but everyone else claims to be "minorities."
- Waving
to other S2K owners means you're a queer... - Wearing any all color schemed outfit, such as green or even pink, makes people believe you're in a gang.
- A street's name has turned into a high school gang.
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From: pull my finger
York?
I used to work in Baltimore and lived in Jarretsville (about 12 miles from the PA state line. It's funny how so many Marylanders think they're 'southern' just because they live within spitting distance of the mason-dixon line. I have a rule. If it snows frequently and you don't live in the mountains, you're not in the south.
I grew up in the Burgh n 'nat and definitely miss it sometimes.
But that's a whole other story.
I used to work in Baltimore and lived in Jarretsville (about 12 miles from the PA state line. It's funny how so many Marylanders think they're 'southern' just because they live within spitting distance of the mason-dixon line. I have a rule. If it snows frequently and you don't live in the mountains, you're not in the south.
I grew up in the Burgh n 'nat and definitely miss it sometimes.
But that's a whole other story.
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From: Seattle, WA
We lived in Carolina Beach NC for 2 summers. Very red neck. Loved it, but missed Seattle city life.
Here in Seattle - same as anywhere - we drank lots and ate lots.... some family members are jackasses and most are 'normal'. No dead rabbitts, no trucks in our driveway. BMW, S2K, VW, 'normal' cars like that.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Here in Seattle - same as anywhere - we drank lots and ate lots.... some family members are jackasses and most are 'normal'. No dead rabbitts, no trucks in our driveway. BMW, S2K, VW, 'normal' cars like that.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Nov 29 2008, 01:04 PM
York?
I used to work in Baltimore and lived in Jarretsville (about 12 miles from the PA state line. It's funny how so many Marylanders think they're 'southern' just because they live within spitting distance of the mason-dixon line. I have a rule. If it snows frequently and you don't live in the mountains, you're not in the south.
I grew up in the Burgh n 'nat and definitely miss it sometimes.
But that's a whole other story.
I used to work in Baltimore and lived in Jarretsville (about 12 miles from the PA state line. It's funny how so many Marylanders think they're 'southern' just because they live within spitting distance of the mason-dixon line. I have a rule. If it snows frequently and you don't live in the mountains, you're not in the south.
I grew up in the Burgh n 'nat and definitely miss it sometimes.
But that's a whole other story.
I'm talking more about the Hanover area where I work.
Jarretsville eh? Nice area out thur. I'll actually be driving by there tommorow. I sometimes go out through Hereford to get to York Rd.
Didnt know you live around here at one point
I dont consider myself southern. I think we get a great mix in the area here from both
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Originally Posted by Ratgirl,Nov 29 2008, 04:40 PM
Here in Seattle - same as anywhere - we drank lots and ate lots.... some family members are jackasses and most are 'normal'. No dead rabbitts, no trucks in our driveway. BMW, S2K, VW, 'normal' cars like that.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Merging is an esoteric art form.
Coffee is life. Life is Coffee.
You must be pissed off politically. Conservative, Liberal, doesn't matter; you must be pissed off.
You must brag about how you got <specialty food item> from <esoteric local store>; yet 95% of your closed-door pantry must contain items from Fred Meyer.
Lots of post-graduate degrees. . . you get extra points if you actually don't use it.
Surrounding Environs:
Merging? WTH is that?
You must be even more pissed off politically.
Complain bitterly about traffic; but be as recalcitrant as possible on voting for transit.
Go to a church; the bigger, the better.
Own a truck - then complain about the commute. . .
Own a 4wd or AWD vehicle. . . and then spin it out because you moved up from California over the summer, and don't know what Black Ice is.
Military personnel in every third town.
The smell of freshly-baked methamphetamine.
Beer halls with Jo-Jos
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Nov 27 2008, 07:32 PM
I'm fortunate to have spent time on 5 of 7 continents, swam in 3 of 4 oceans (I'll skip the Antarctic thankyouverymuch) and resided for at least 24 hours in 44 of the 50 United States. That being said, I have noticed that every region allows things to be commonplace that would be forbidden if not a law violation in others. I currently live in the southeastern United States, so I'll begin here.
Feel free to add your own examples. Otherwise, fuck off.
As I meandered around my g/f's parents home before and after Turkeyday consumptions, I noticed these things that may not be acceptable in other regions.
-At least three people were half-clad (if not fully-clad) in camoflauge hunting apparel.
-A fully loaded clip of ammunition lying about, with no firearm nearby.
-A dead rabbit (from the morning hunt) on the back bumper of an F250.
-8 beagles patiently waiting in a cage in the back of a truck (hunting with dogs is still legal in NC).
-multiple main courses such as Roast Turkey, deep-fried turkey, ham, country ham, salted ham etc...
-No less than 6 pickup trucks in the driveway (I'm serious).
Quite honestly, I love living in the south. And regardless of what some may think, the number of retards per capita is no more or no less here than it is anyplace else. But damnit, these folks no how to have fun without givin a shit about what anyone else thinks.
having said that, Happy Thanksgiving and God bless us, everyone!
...Oh wait...
Wrong holiday.
God bless America! Everyone else can pound salt until Christmas!
Feel free to add your own examples. Otherwise, fuck off.
As I meandered around my g/f's parents home before and after Turkeyday consumptions, I noticed these things that may not be acceptable in other regions.
-At least three people were half-clad (if not fully-clad) in camoflauge hunting apparel.
-A fully loaded clip of ammunition lying about, with no firearm nearby.
-A dead rabbit (from the morning hunt) on the back bumper of an F250.
-8 beagles patiently waiting in a cage in the back of a truck (hunting with dogs is still legal in NC).
-multiple main courses such as Roast Turkey, deep-fried turkey, ham, country ham, salted ham etc...
-No less than 6 pickup trucks in the driveway (I'm serious).
Quite honestly, I love living in the south. And regardless of what some may think, the number of retards per capita is no more or no less here than it is anyplace else. But damnit, these folks no how to have fun without givin a shit about what anyone else thinks.
having said that, Happy Thanksgiving and God bless us, everyone!
...Oh wait...
Wrong holiday.
God bless America! Everyone else can pound salt until Christmas!
I don't know anyone who wears camo at home, except as a bra and panties combo. I like "sage" cammies.
I have several loaded clips AND guns. Because otherwise is pointless.
I don't like fermented rabbit, and a Turkey Vulture would take it if I left it on the bumper of my F150.
Main courses run from $1 tacos to vindaloo.
2 Sports cars and two trucks, and the illegals drive benzes.
Merry xmas!
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