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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:40 PM
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So a little Tuesday night story for y'all

It was the warmest day of 2003 thus far here today...I'm talking tank top and sandal weather

So I met up with a few buddies (prelude) and we decided to go for a "jaunt", of which I am leading.....now keep in mind my tires are seriously hurting but I found out today a friend is selling me some not very used ones soon so I figured I'd have a little fun

We go through downtown Barrie (city one hour north of Toronto where I grew up) I'm going sideways around EVERY corner for some strange reason and my buddy is having a hard time keeping up normally I don't drive quite so hard around them!

Then we're headed up another street and don't I hear and see the cherries go on behind me BUSTED - both of us asked to pull over. He went to them first, and in the meantime I took off my baseball hat and pulled my hair back to reveal that I was actually female and not male which I think he may have thought I was! I could here him lecturing them and asking for dl, insurance, ownership, etc...he comes up to me and I start talking....he started smiling....I was honest....a little spring fever, I work 7 days a week, just brought the car out , I work in a law firm I should know better, etc....

He eats it up and I did not really have to lie at all, just that I'd brought the car out today, which could be interpreted 2 different ways anyway. He loved the car, gave me a mini lecture of what he COULD do to us....but didn't.

And people say they don't like cops!!

still on the bus Led
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:43 PM
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good work, gurl extra better that he was cool anyhow it seems....
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:44 PM
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Nice one Les

I you have the charms you might as well put them to good use
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:47 PM
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 05:54 PM
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great story!!!!!!!!


everytime i get pulled over I get yelled at that im gonna kill little kids!!!
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by Roku_F20C


everytime i get pulled over I get yelled at that im gonna kill little kids!!!

Maybe next time run some little kids over, that way they won't have anything to yell at you for.......





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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by PB02



Maybe next time run some little kids over, that way they won't have anything to yell at you for.......










hopefully that will NEVER happen.
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by PB02



Maybe next time run some little kids over, that way they won't have anything to yell at you for.......






Good idea Peter
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 07:29 PM
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Great story!!

Never understimate the power of the boobies!
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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 07:31 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mikes2k
[B]Great story!!
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