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From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Originally posted by LESISMOR
still on the bus Led
still on the bus Led
Just for comparison I'll give you an example of why I didn't like some of the cops in my hometown in CT.....this is a good one....
So this was back in the summer after my freshman year of undergrad....'98 I think....I used to work at the CVS that was my old high school job that year. I used to help run the overnight truck crews on my days off. Usually we'd get out at about two in the morning...so I'm driving home, drinking a bottle of iced tea. I get up around where I live and drive by a cop sitting in the Old High School parking lot...no surprise there...and without thinking twice I take a swig from the bottle.
Lights go on and the cop pulls me over....
Me being the idiot that I am
...with the top down on the car I roll down the window and wait.....The cop takes one look at the bottle between my legs...looks at me...and says "ah shit..".....gets back in his car and rolls out....I go home.ONE WEEK TO THE DAY.....I am doing the same damn thing...in the same damn car. I am driving home...this time...in the same spot...there are two cops in the squad car.....This time I have a bright orange can of CVS orange soda. The cops don't pull me over...they follow me home (can you tell that our local police don't have too much to do?
)....I am probably swerving around like I was drunk only because I was laughing so hard and watching these idiots in my rearview. I pull into my dirveway...cops in tow...I park my car and get out...as the police car slowly passes me I start waiving frantically like this 
and slam the can of orange soda onto the trunk in plain view...and waive again 
They did a a donut in our driveway and took off.
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Yeh, cops can be real morons. I was giong to the gym at about 4:45 AM one morning about three months ago. Highway Patrol pulls me over for no apparent reason. A really rude, irritable bastard. He says "You been drinking?" I say "No, I'm on my way to the gym." I point to my gym bag and change of clothes on the passenger seat. He makes me get out of the car and gives me a full 
ing sobriety test, the whole nine yards: Walk the straight line, balance on one leg, follow the light with my eyes, write the letters of the alphabet. Of course, I pass with flying colors. he says "We get a lot of drunk drivers at this hour." I ask "Going to the gym?" he glares at me, hands me my papers back, and takes off. Asshole!
ing sobriety test, the whole nine yards: Walk the straight line, balance on one leg, follow the light with my eyes, write the letters of the alphabet. Of course, I pass with flying colors. he says "We get a lot of drunk drivers at this hour." I ask "Going to the gym?" he glares at me, hands me my papers back, and takes off. Asshole!