Obviously sweat the wine! Who the F would want to cry crushed garlic?!

 

I like garlic but still... that sounds awful.

Sweating wine though? I mean... do you realize how popular I'd be?

 

I agree with mom

 

Now that everyone's drunk on kosher wine that they sweat out (does that make them Jesus?)...


1/12/17

Would you rather....

Eat a stick of cotton candy made entirely from belly button line..

OR

Drink a milkshake made from st. bernard slobber?

 

(Side note: I'll be on vacation for a few days... you can think this one over for a while )

 

didn't take me long to choose NEITHER

butt being the good sport that I am I'll go with the cotton candy & just put in my head that its really candy

 

tanks for the heads up

 

I'll go with the milkshake...with several shots of booze.

 

Cotton Candy, because lint > slime

 

hurry up