1STOOOSKYINBB'SFUNNEWTREAD!

I'd rather steal this 1st OOOOSKY than let BB nab it

 

1/18/2017

Would you rather:

Marry a self-righteous milkman,

OR

a melancholy locksmith?

 

locksmith

 

 

 

Milkman all the way.

 

Err, uhh, I should probably take the calendar to work.


1/20/2017

Would you rather:

Have the power to shave just by thinking really hard

OR

Have an unexplainable gift, whereupon after flushing the toilet, everybody in the building renounces their religion?

 

This is the first one I'd actually have to think about... not needing razors/trimmers sounds really nice!

 

Renounces their current religion and then swaps? or religion in general? What happens if you flush twice?

How many flushes does it take to get everyone to be Pastafarian

 

I assumed it meant they become atheists.