are you a post whore? read this!

My friend's wife gave birth to their first, last week. He has now come to realise that it really IS going to change his life .... before the birth, he honestly didn't think things would change !!!!
Yeah, there's nothing that quite puts a man in his place as watching various pieces of his wife on the operating table (or the delivery room floor)... Oh, and baby crap is actually less noxious from the git-go. It gets WORSE in a few days. Trust me on that. I never changed a diaper in my life until my first born showed up. Bloody poop machine. 
Give that buddy of yours as much doobage as he can (or can't) handle, James.

Give that buddy of yours as much doobage as he can (or can't) handle, James.







to James' friend.