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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 08:19 AM
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Before my husband (Aarron) and I went to bed last night we were reminiscing about our first New Years Eve together two years ago. He was new to the area and I was supposed to show him around, there was a NYE party thrown by this guy I knew so I invited him and his friend out. He's pretty shy but he had a crush on me and likewise so he came. Everyone was all drunky and there were lots of scandelous people there (all my co-workers) they were going to go to this girls house to have an orgy and two of the guys were trying to convince me to go . All I wanted to do was hang around with Aarron so I ended up going over to his house instead, we sat on his porch wrapped in blankets talking and flirting. We broke his toilet lid groping and grinding. He claims to have had a little more action than over the clothes but I'm sure I only let him get to first base (under the shirt touchy-touchy for about 10 seconds)
Now he also claims to have been drunk and taken advantage of

Now tell me yours...
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 09:18 AM
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I just went to some friends and had group sex
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 09:21 AM
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I got to be groped and grinded by Zaena.

And I was drunk and taken advantage of. I'm not normally that type of guy.
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 10:30 AM
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Pounded down almost a liter of captain morgan in about 3 hours... blacked out at 12:05... woke up 3 hours later embracing a toilet bowl.
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 10:39 AM
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WTG WSB!
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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Lesson to remember........ Always clean the toilet and bleach all around it BEFORE you go out .... just in case
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jan 1 2005, 11:30 AM
Pounded down almost a liter of captain morgan in about 3 hours... blacked out at 12:05... woke up 3 hours later embracing a toilet bowl.
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Old Jan 2, 2005 | 06:50 AM
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WestSide always wins
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Old Jan 2, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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some really stoned sounding guy called and said: I looked at the sun (for a few seconds) and now my left eye has a yellow spot wherever I look. Is this bad?
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Old Jan 2, 2005 | 09:36 AM
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well, IS IT?
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